Dogopolis

Products

Viagra Lock up your daughters!
Ginseng If your puppy is full of energy, this might be the one.
Ginkoba Probably suited for a breed with higher intelligence
Rimadyl Hopefully your dog won't ever need to use it
Pfizer The dog on their website is named Pfido
Motrin For that dog that gives you big headaches
Midol Female dogs only.
Advil When you have a headache, this puppy will relieve it
Aleve When you have a headache a regular puppy just can't relieve
Rogaine For the dog with long hair
Propecia Another hair-brained name for your hairy dog
Slim Fast I'm picturing a racing dog
Dexatrim A puppy with a little baby/puppy fat
Ensure "Bring Ensure along wherever your busy day takes you!"
Boost For the puppy that keeps you going
Neutrogena For the puppy with clean, clear, healthy looking skin
Starbarks For the dog that looks hyped up on caffeine...

Google (submitted by BitchVenom)  for the dog who has everything...
Lycos Their commercial with the black lab comes to mind "Lycos, go get it!"
Yahoo The biggest thing on the internet for the biggest thing in your life.
eBay e-anything will work.  ePay, eFax, eTrade, eRover, eFetch, ePoop...
Dell Kinda boring, but can be short for something more interesting like psychadelic or Philadelphia
Compaq A perfect name for a small dog (Heh heh)
Dotcom You can add this to the end of any name... Snoopy.com, Mork.com, Cujo.com
Cisco or Lucent For a net-working dog.
Amazon.com Sounds like something you'd name a snake or alligator.
Tripod I know that's a punchline to a three legged dog joke.
Xoom The perfect name for a fast, racing dog.
Intel You could name their puppies Pentium I, Pentium II, and Pentium III.
Netscape Maybe a dog that is always trying to runaway?
Excite Another name for a hyperactive puppy.
Shockwave I'm thinking of another large puppy.  Boom!
IOmega Sounds like something you would name a robot.  Or better yet, IRover.
Outpost.com For your Cyberian Husky
Go or Go.com Disney will sue you!  I can almost guarantee you that!
Hewlett or Packard Large puppies that require a lot of maintenance.
Microsoft A fluffy, small dog... or a large powerful anti-trust violating dog.
DVD For your CDs, compact dogs.
Double Click Maybe a better name for your pet mouse.
Mindspring A thinking dog?
@Home Where your dog is always at...
Mac and Tosh (submitted by Sarah)  just because they are cool pups...

Enron The dog that takes all the bones and runs...

Scully & Mulder Got a pair of inquistive puppies?  "The rawhide is out there!"
Cartman Got a large puppy that likes to bark back at you?
Anakin Upon his/her 4th birthday, change name to Vader
Darth Maul I thought it was Darth Mole
Jar Jar What's that smell? Jar Jar Stinks.
Yoda Anger leads to Pigs. Pigs lead to Muppets. Muppets leads to Green Puppets.
            Green Puppets leads to Yoda.
Buffy The cheshire cat slayer?
Angel (submitted by James T.) Could be an ironic name... "Bad Angel, Bad Angel!"
Ally McVeal You already have a unisex bathroom, the backyard.
Catdog Confuse the hell out of your dog.  "What kind of dog are you, Catdog?  Go chase the cat."
Felicity More of a cat's name.  It would be like naming your boy, Betty.
Blues/Blues Clues Is there a breed of dog that comes in this color?
Pokemon The popular Nintendo video game
Pikachu (submitted by Eric P.) Bless you...
Furby A dog that barks annoyingly whenever it feels like it!
Ty (as in "Beanie Baby" Warner) Another name that will guarantee a lawsuit!
Dawson (submitted by RGP1944) A puppy that barks like a middle aged dog?
The Matrix (submitted by RGP1944) All is not what is seems to be...
Blair Witch (submitted by Julie) You dog may wander off... and never return...
Gwyneth (submitted by trapuve) A beautiful dog with an 18th century look.

Raymond This dog whines a lot, but everybody loves him...
Robert Raymond's brother who everyone ignores...
Emeril A dog that likes to kick it up a notch...
Shrek Is there a dog breed that is green?
Squarebob Spongepants Who lives at the bottom of the sea?
Trekkie or Klingon (submitted by Carol M & Stella) For the Star Trekkie.
Chewy (submitted by Carol M & Stella) Chewbacca from Star Wars.
Radar (submitted by Carol M & Stella) If your dog is in a MASH unit.
Buzz (submitted by Carol M & Stella) To infinity and beyond...

   Non-Muggle Names   

Harry/Potter/HP Trouble will always find this puppy, which has no regard for rules
Ron/Weasley The runt-ish pup in a large litter with a
Hermione Granger The smartest puppy in the litter
Fang A large pup that likes to shows its fangs...
Cerebus Should your puppy be born with 3 heads...
Dobby An annoying pup that likes to bang its head into things...
Lord Voldemort That's simpler than calling him "He who shall not be named"
Moaning Myrtle Got a pup that likes to howl...
Lupin Got a pup that likes to howl at the moon
Peeves Confusion and mayhem would follow this pup...
Sirius Black A rottweiler or black lab pup would fit this name perfectly!
Dudley A fat pup that likes to eat and sleep
Draco Malfoy The pup that you love to hate...
Severus Snape Do puppies hold grudges?

Have you been to harrypotter.com?
You can be sorted like the first-years into one of the four houses.
You just have to visit the sorting hat and answer a few questions...
Both of us were placed in... Griffindore (I bet you thought Slytherin!)

Rodman Got a multi-colored dog?
Tiger (Woods) More of a cat's name, but could go with a feisty, determined puppy.
Kobe (Bryant) Correctly pronounced Ko-bay, but Ko-bee may sound better.  Kobe the Doby
His/Her Airness (Michael Jordan) Can your dog jump?... I mean really jump.
Iron Mike or Holyfield Maybe a doberman that needs to get it's ears cropped.   (Heh heh)
Shaq Fu I'm picturing a huge, muscular rottweiler puppy with potty training problems.
Junior (Ken Griffey Jr.) Not the name you want to give a Great Dane puppy.
Penny (Hardaway) Pretty as a penny.
Big Mac Ate 70 bones in one season.
Sammy (Sosa) Only ate 66 bones.
Barry Bones (Bonds) Out ate everybody...
Dickie V(itale) (submitted by Raptor_Fan) A dog that talks in its own language.
Air Canada (Vince Carter) (submitted by Raptor_Fan) A dog with a lot of hang time...

Moppet (submitted by Janine) As soon as we bought her home, she weed all over the floor...
Mooned (submitted by bialostok) Because dogs don't wear pants...
Booker (submitted by tiggur) For Dogs that run fast...
Whispers (submitted by dave camp) A dog that is never quiet...
Prints (submitted by dave camp) Sounds kind of regal...
Sheik or Mullah (submitted by klh) A good name for an Afghan dog...
Omar (submitted by klh) For a big, black, aggressive dog or a one-eyed mutt
Munch (submitted by kristina) For a dog that likes to eat things
Munchkin (submitted by kristina) For a dog that likes to eat relatives...
Sega and Genesis (submitted by Leilia) Her great danes...
Fugue, Neo, Tai (submitted by Leilia) For some new age-y dogs...
Ozzy (submitted by gundamdistroyer) For the crazy dog that drives you insane...
Anna Konda (submitted by Kelly) For a fierce girl dog...
Wouldja/Wouldya (submitted by Mick) As in "Wouldya shut up!"...
Idol (submitted by Lisa) After all, he/she won first place for your affection
Butler (submitted by Nikita) Anybody who enters the house is greeted by our Butler
Tequila Rose (submitted by Hildaluvsmusic) No name flows like Tequila Rose
Chance (submitted by Julia & Scott Lewis) It was chance that we found him.  We gave him
                                                                      a second Chance, but he’s our first Chance.
Bandit (submitted by RichlandBombers8) The dog that has stolen your heart.
Storm (submitted by Sean)  As intelligent as Zeus and as fast as a storm.
Penny (submitted by Rebecca)  As long as I have her, I won't be pennyless!
Onyx (submitted by Cedra)  a black stone or jewel for determined playful puppies.

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