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I thought it might be interesting looking up some
of our charms on the net and see what pops up...

January 23rd, 2001

www.lilsis.com

What to expect...
Maybe a page made by or for a
younger sister...

What was found...
A home-schooling resource site
that offers helpful hints, recipes,
and loads of buttons on the home page...

What is that?
Did you know that the domain name,
"www.pigtails.com", is for sale by a cyber
squatter for thousands of dollars?

Psychic
Grade:
D

www.luckyfrog.com

What to expect...
An Asian website dedicated
to the good fortune of this amphib...

What was found...
A foreign (Asian?) site with symbols &
squares... Why are there English headings
on some of the sections?

What is that?
Did you see the picture of the kids with
the frog hats?  A girl eating something red
and the boy holding something...
a teapot...a dog... I can't figure it out?

Psychic
Grade:
C

www.zoom.com

What to expect...
A website dedicated to the television show
or a fast car or airplane site...

What was found...
The web home of Zoom Telephonics
featuring their new V92 modems, which
are a lot faster than my V33.6 modem...

What is that?
Did you know that their stock once
peaked at almost $19.00 (prime rib), but
now is worth a modest $4.50 (flank steak)?

Psychic
Grade:
D-

www.squaredog.com

What to expect...
A dog related website
with a cute logo...

What was found...
A record label with
a mean-looking dog logo...

What is that?
I'd say their dog looks more like Punch
than Square Dog...  Maybe Punch
records was already taken...

Psychic
Grade:
C

www.hatboy.com

What to expect...
I expected the domain name to be available
for purchase or a site for someone's son...

What was found...
A hat store!
Now why didn't I think of that?

What is that?
Did you see that they don't have any
Los Angeles Clipper hats?
It says they haven't bothered
taking them down from their shelves...

Psychic
Grade:
D-

www.woof.com

What to expect...
A dog related store or a site
dedicated to man's best friend...

What was found...
"The Guy's Guide to the Best of the 'Net"
Where are the dogs?

What is that?
Did you see any dogs?
There has to be a dog somewhere...

Psychic
Grade:
D-

www.wittykitty.com

What to expect...
A cat lover's website
with jokes and funny cat stories...

What was found...
mybyte.com?
No cats, no jokes, no fun...
Only one link on the site works...

What is that?
Notice how the pic of David
shows him working... but obviously
not on his webpage... We'll check back
at a later date...

Psychic
Grade:
D-

So how did I do?
0 for 7
(Just call me the Shaq of the internet...)

Final
Psychic
Grade:
D

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